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....Greetings islanders.....word has it that rock god-legend Eric Clapton came ashore to use the Men's room....The fact that Clapton is God and that the amount of gold on his yacht far exceeds the amount of gold on the whole island leaves one to believe there was probably a plumbing problem. Why would Clapton leave a floating fortress of free flowing champagne and luxurious accomidations that could not be equaled by the substandard service from overworked migrant workers in musty smelling inns and taverns? Perhaps he thought he was in the Hamptons? My guess is that he came ashore to this rock to hit the Men's room while his superyacht paid the highest price for gas in a long, long time.
...Eric, we hardly knew ye........